April, Reporter of the Weird (TMT 30)

Legendary Creature — Human Detective • Mana cost: {2}{U} • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles • Uncommon

Whenever April deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards, then discard a card.

"Freelance reporting pays even worse than tutoring, but the satisfaction of uncovering the truth makes it all worth it! Also the free ringside tickets to cover intergalactic wrestling don't suck."

Illustrated by Pauline Voss.