Auntie's Sentence (ECL 85)

Sorcery • Mana cost: {1}{B} • Lorwyn Eclipsed • Common

Choose one —
• Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card.
• Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

"Stop whining, elf. The rest of us can see that it's *perfectly* fair, heh!"

Illustrated by Vincent Christiaens.