Scooch

Instant • Mana cost: {1}{B} • Unfinity • Common

Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result.
Draw a card.

"What? No, that's ridiculous! Of course the rat doesn't work for the park. I've never seen it before in my life!"
—Monoxa, midway manager

Illustrated by Filipe Pagliuso.